Exams again and again….

Back in undergrad we all hate exams… cause you have to review everything from the start… especially those majors subjects… that you have to review from 1st sem cause everything is included in the test…hate it hate it… cheating is one of the unavoidable bad habit during this times… but now.. in grad school it’s just pure honesty…. Maybe….. after my preliminary exams in advance org and current topics…. I have been able to realize that I really really have to study…. A couple of hours ago I was having my test in advance org and I haven’t been able to prepare cause I went out last night and I arrived in my house around 4 am.. so I have 7 hours to study… my test is at 11 am…. 3 pages of questions and you have 6 pages to fill up for your answers… lots of reactions and other stuffs that really gave me a migraine…. Feel like my heads gonna blow while I’m having the test… and the truth is I haven’t finished the test… we were given 3 hours but it isn’t enough… I though my current topics would be the hardest exam that I will have… cause we only have 3 questions and it will squeeze every bit of info in your head…. Thought that gradskul would be as easy at it is….. exams are really freaking me out…..maybe I really have to study… I still have 1 more test on Tuesday……bahala na si batman…….

belat! pulutan gusto mo??? 

ehhh kung ano kaya???

Ehhh kung ano kaya?


Kung ang baboy kaya pageksersaysin mo?
Magiging fat free ba un???


Ehh kung ang ibon kulot?
Makaklipad ba un?


Ehh kung magcaroling ang Pipe?
Ano kaya kakantahin nya?(eeh ehh ehh… ehh ehh ehh..)


Ehh kung may boxing ang mga 80 yrs old na lolo?
Ilang rounds kaya pwede?


Ehh kung mang gangrape kang magisa?
Ano kaya mangyayari?


Ehh kung bakla ang tatay mo?
Ano kaya feeling mo?


Ehh kung ung gerlpren mo masmakapal pa bigote sayo?
Ano regalo mo sa kanya shaving kit?


Ehh kung pwedeng magpapalit ng atay sa buwan buwan?
Madami cgurong nakapila dun? (kasama na cguro kami dun)


Ehh kung ung IQ mo 35?
Maiiintindihan mo ba itong mga ito?


Ehh kung ikaw katabi mo mumu?
Tatakbo ka ba?


Ehh kung umorder ka ng lengua ng manok? (prom melanyong manyakis)
Magkano kaya un per serving?

Ehh kung ang kilay mo ay isang diretso lang?
Pwede bang BERT ang itawag ko sayo?


Ehh kung ang pangit mo pero sobrang arte mo?
Pwede bang pasapak sa mukha mo?


Ehh kung may isang humahaba sayong katawan constantly?
Ano gugustuhin mong humaba lagi sayo?(ndi pwede kuko at buhok)


Ehh kung bukas end of the world na?
Tataya ka ba sa lotto?


Anong numero?



Ehh kung uminom ka ng GIN gamit ang iyong ilong?
Pwede ba ung chaser mo na coke sa ilong din padaanin?


Isama mo din ung pulutan….


Ehh kung tumigil na kaya ako?

Worst week end….

Today I’ve been sleeping all day cause this freaking cold and cough got into me… I think I got this from the office.. and it’s a freaking burden to me.. I hate feeling sick… I think nobody loves being sick… except sick people..hehehe…. been a while since I updated this thing…. O well …. I miss the holidays… and now its over… all my money were burned out already.. and I only have enough to survive until the next payday… cause I have to pay for my tuition… and prelims I approaching… and I planned to study to day but I failed.. this sickness bothered me all day…. crappy feeling… and the hardest part of it… is that I live alone.. so nobody can prepare my meals and buy me some meds cause nobody is around to do so… thought that I would enjoy living alone cause… I can booze anytime I want….. I can do anything I want… and nobody will bother me… but today I realized it ain’t that easy.. but have to survive.. and have to be used to it cause…. I’ll be like this for years to come…crappy day……………