say no to drugs

got some book marker here beside me.. and it gives some tips ong avoiding drugs.... freak.... i got nothing to do... so i'll just post this crap...

50 ways to say no to durgs....choose...from an alcoholic point of view

*i don't like drugs(i like beer)
*no thanks i'm busy(maybe later?)
*it feels good to be drug free(but not alcohol free)
*i've got to watch my sister(do drugs?)
*i want to stay healthy(more beer!)
*i've got better things to do(got to booze)
*using drugs is illegal(but alcohol is completely legit)
*drugs are bad news(alcohol is good news)
*no way!(go for gin!)
*you must be kidding(i got some teq's in here, want some?)
*drugs can kill(so as alcohol but it disinfects you stomach!)
*i'd rather go for a bike ride(who did this... so lame!)
*i've got soccer practice (who would do soccer over a booze?)
*i dont want to get kicked out of school (let's have gin tonic instead!)
*drugs make me fall asleep in class(and so as beer)
*are you for real?(huh? fuck?)
*i don't do drugs(alcohol much better)
*i'd get kicked off the team(who cares?)
*i dont want stinky breath(just like beer)
*i've got homework(who makes homework at home? geek!)
*my parents will ground me for life(uhm.. who's telling??)
*drugs make me dizzy(just like rhum!)
*i'm happy the way i am(later you wont so drink!)
*i want to stay in control(hold the bottle and youre in control)
*i'd rather go to a movie(and have a beer!)
*i've got some place to go(uhm meatshop?)
*excuse me, i see someone i know(bar tender?)
*i dont want to use drugs(i want some shots)
*i dont need them(but i need beer)
*why use drugs? i feel fine(with beer?)
*i need to think straight(think or drink straight?)
*i don't want to cough(huh?)
*i dont want to get addicted(just want to be an alcoholic)
*drugs make me sick(alcohol don't)
*i've got to walk the dog(huh? get some beer man!)
*i dont want smelly clothes(does it have something to do with that?)
*i know people who've died from drugs(fewer from alcohol)
*drugs make problems worse, not better(alcohol makes u feel better)
*i dont have time to waste(nah.. you just dont have money! lets drink!)
*good friends wouldn't offer drugs(they offer beer!)
*drugs are stupid(beers aren't)
*i promised my parents i wouldn't use drugs(but i didn't promise not to drink)
*i dont feel like it(i feel BEER)
*drugs are waste of money(alcohol is cheaper)
*i'm allergic to drugs(but not to alcohol)
*read my lips N-O.(A-L-C-O-H-O-L)
*i dont want to mess up my mind(gulp some tequilla)
*drugs aren't cool(chill some beer)
*drugs make people forgetful(alcohol too...)
*drugs are trouble(alcohol ain't that much!)

hmmm... ALCOHOL OR DRUGS? hehehehehe

GO BEER!
GO GIN!
GO TEQ!