Stupid things people do…..

True to life stories….

“Ang batang suminghot ng ovaltine”

I don’t know the exact year this happened but one of my cousins really did this weird thing…he sniffed ovaltine with a straw into his nose!!! And he kept of laughing after that….

“minumog ang beer at binuga sa barrel”

At padis libis(it’s already closed I think) we were just hungry for some beer so we decided to have some barrel at this bar…. But the band sucks and beer from these barrels sometimes taste bad!!! I don’t know why… maybe these fucking waiters are getting back at some drunkards like us… In the middle of our drinking session… my cousin gargled the beer and spit everything into the barrel…. And that just it…. End of the session….

“sunrise at manila bay”

I was in that office in UP I think it’s in the accounting building… I really don’t know what do they call that…. I was in line waiting to pay for some test that I have requested in engineering dept. and the suddenly these two girls were laughing about the lamest thing that they did…. “THEY WAITED FOR SUNSHINE AT MANILA BAY!” man oh man!!! People go to manila bay for SUNSET!!! Manila bay=is west side of manila….

“batang nagpigil ng ihi”

Masmaganda kwento pag tagalong toh!... isang batang loko nagpigil ng ihi pinigil sa dulo ng kanyang tweet… eh hindi pa tuli….. ayun lumobo… sumakit… natuli ng wala sa oras… impekson ineksyon sakit sa ulo ang inabot… nangamatis nilangas ng bayabas!!! Wohoooo!!!!

I suddenly lost the urge to write some more….